There's something about Mayberry and Mayberry folks that never leaves you. No matter where life takes you,
you always carry in your heart memories of old times and old friends.
~ Andy
~ Andy
Do a good day's work and act like somebody.
~ Andy
~ Andy
Well, Winken'll tell Blinken, Blinken'll tell Nod,
Nod'll tell Barney ... and Barney'll tell you.
~ Andy to Opie
If you eat any more you'll swell up so tight your freckles will fall off!!!
~ Andy to Opie
If you eat any more you'll swell up so tight your freckles will fall off!!!
~ Andy
Bet you a quarter she forgot a brown paper sack
full of sandwiches.
I've never been on a trip before
that I didn't have to take a
brown paper sack full of sandwiches.
~ Andy
~ Andy
Andy's Southernisms:
(about Barney)
That boy is as nervous as a cat in room full of rocking chairs.
(about something frustrating)
It was like trying to sew buttons on custard pie.
(about Barney)
That boy is as nervous as a cat in room full of rocking chairs.
(about something frustrating)
It was like trying to sew buttons on custard pie.
(to Aunt Bee)
Aaain't Bea, you are the button in the Cap of Kindness!
Ain't we pickin our peaches 'fore they're fuzzed up good?
Ain't we pickin our peaches 'fore they're fuzzed up good?
~ Andy
And that's also the biggest crock of nothing I've ever heard!!
~ Andy
Barney, I don't believe that dog could find his own food dish.
~ Andy
Barney, I don't believe that dog could find his own food dish.
~ Andy
If somebody ask you to marry them,
the polite thing to do is marry them back.
~ Andy
(Talking about Barney while
(Talking about Barney while
Barn was trying to set Ange up with a new girl)
Whatever I did to deserve all this attention from him,
Whatever I did to deserve all this attention from him,
I ain't never gonna' do it again.
~ Andy
Barney: You wanna be taken over by women?
Andy: I wouldn't mind
~ Barney & Andy
When his time comes he aint gonna go like other people,
Barney: You wanna be taken over by women?
Andy: I wouldn't mind
~ Barney & Andy
When his time comes he aint gonna go like other people,
he just gonna nasty away.
~ Andy
That's a fine system you got there Barney.
~ Andy
That's a fine system you got there Barney.
You ought to write a book on it - call it
"The Barney Fife Subconscious Prober Primer."
~ Andy
You beat anything, Barney, you know that? You beat anything!
~ Andy
Barney: I don't look too Ivy League do I?
Andy: Oh, no ... you're in a league all by yourself.
~ Barney & Andy
Oh, you're funny, aren't you!?
~ Andy
You beat anything, Barney, you know that? You beat anything!
~ Andy
Barney: I don't look too Ivy League do I?
Andy: Oh, no ... you're in a league all by yourself.
~ Barney & Andy
Oh, you're funny, aren't you!?
You ought to get a cane and cigar and work at a carnival!!
~ Barney
~ Barney
You just wanna rile me so you can see that vein stick out in my neck!
You like that don't you!
~ Barney
You know Andy, there's no better feeling
~ Barney
You know Andy, there's no better feeling
than knowing you were perfect.
~ Barney
Fly away buzzard, fly away crow,
way down south where the winds don't blow,
rub your nose & give two winks
& save us from this awful jinx
~ Barney
My mother, your mother, lives across the way.
Every night, they have a fight and this is what they say:
Icka backa, soda cracker, icak backa boo,
~ Barney
Fly away buzzard, fly away crow,
way down south where the winds don't blow,
rub your nose & give two winks
& save us from this awful jinx
~ Barney
My mother, your mother, lives across the way.
Every night, they have a fight and this is what they say:
Icka backa, soda cracker, icak backa boo,
icka backa soda cracker, out goes you!
~ Barney (Jumping Rope)
(Postcard from Barney,on vacation in Raleigh)
Having fun,but money sure doesn't last long.
Having fun,but money sure doesn't last long.
Been here three days and already have gone through $10!
~ BarneyYou got to understand this is a small town.
The sheriff is more than just a sheriff-he's a friend.
And people in this town,
they ain't got a better friend than Andy Taylor!
~ Barney
I'm a deadly weapon.
~ Barney
Well ... it ain't a whim anymore
if you put on clean underwear.
~ Barney
I don't know, ya try, and ya try, and ya try,
I don't know, ya try, and ya try, and ya try,
and what do ya get HEARTACHES
~ BarneyOne thing about Gypsies though, they're moody!
~ Barney
Nip it. Nip it. Nip it in the bud.
~ Barney
Nothin but dogs Andy,
Nip it. Nip it. Nip it in the bud.
~ Barney
Nothin but dogs Andy,
why, if you flew a quail through here
every woman in here'd point.
~ Barney
A penny hit by lightnin' is worth six cents.
~ Opie
Barney: Where you goin'?
Opie: I'm leavin'. You're a sight.
~ Opie
Opie: Pa what are we having for supper?
Andy: You and Aunt Bee are having fried chicken,
and I'm having crow.
~ Opie & Andy
Past the hand holding stage and ready to set the date.
~ Aunt Bee
~ Aunt Bee
Oh, fibbertigibbet!
~ Aunt Bee
(trying to calm Aunt Bee after she sees the broken rose)
Now remember Aunt Bee,
Now remember Aunt Bee,
we've still got our money and pep,
and lots of good weather ahead!
~ Andy
Put that in your soda and sip it!
~ Andy
Put that in your soda and sip it!
~ Miss Ellie
It's just a haircut, it isn't a brain operation
It's just a haircut, it isn't a brain operation
~ Floyd
Floyd: Love just happens. Two people just fall together.
Andy: What do you know about love!?
Floyd: What do I know?!! What ... about ... Lov ...
You can't cut hair for 30 years without learning SOMETHING!!
~ Andy & Floyd
~ Andy & Floyd
Andy, take that thing away from him before he kills us all!!
~ Otis
Andy: Otis, you feel up to face the world?
Otis: Yeah, but I don't know if the world is up to facing me!
~ Andy & Otis
Barney: He got the drop on me!
Andy: He had a gun?
Barney: Well, he has now!
~ Otis
Andy: Otis, you feel up to face the world?
Otis: Yeah, but I don't know if the world is up to facing me!
~ Andy & Otis
Barney: He got the drop on me!
Andy: He had a gun?
Barney: Well, he has now!
~ Andy/Barney
during our lifetime we travel many roads some
big roads some little roads rocky roads and
smooth roads dirt highways and improved highways
~ Barney to Gomer
Miss Bee, three cuts of pie is my high water mark.
~ Briscoe Darlin
big roads some little roads rocky roads and
smooth roads dirt highways and improved highways
~ Barney to Gomer
Miss Bee, three cuts of pie is my high water mark.
~ Briscoe Darlin
Gomer: You might be mashin' down too hard
on your acceleration, an' floodin' 'er out.
Barney: I'll handle this Gomer.
Thelma Lou: I think Gomer's right, I smell gas.
Barney: I'll handle this Gomer.
Thelma Lou: I think Gomer's right, I smell gas.
Do you smell gas, Andy?
Andy: I smell gas.
Opie: I smell gas.
Gomer: I smell gas.
Aunt Bee: I smell gas too.
Barney: ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!
Andy: I smell gas.
Opie: I smell gas.
Gomer: I smell gas.
Aunt Bee: I smell gas too.
Barney: ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!
You smell gas! Of COURSE you smell gas!
What do you think this car runs on, COAL?
What do you think this car runs on, COAL?
~ Barney's new car
Remembering Simpler Times
The Andy Griffith Show debuted at 9:30 on the evening of Monday, October 3, 1960, and ran for 249 episodes, 90 of which were color. Its spin-off episode was on The Danny Thomas Show where Danny was arrested by a sheriff in a small town in North Carolina. The Andy Griffith Show has not been off the air since it went into syndication a quarter of a century ago.
The Andy Griffith Show debuted at 9:30 on the evening of Monday, October 3, 1960, and ran for 249 episodes, 90 of which were color. Its spin-off episode was on The Danny Thomas Show where Danny was arrested by a sheriff in a small town in North Carolina. The Andy Griffith Show has not been off the air since it went into syndication a quarter of a century ago.
Mayberry Trivia
Number of times Barney wore a dress: 3.
Number of times Barney accidentally fired his pistol: 8. 3 into courthouse floor, 1 into courthouse ceiling, 2 into the air, 1 into Andy's front porch, and 1 into a tire on a squad car.
Number of panes of glass and/or windows broken by someone: 23.
Percentage of that glass broken by Ernest T. Bass: 78%.
Things wrong with the car Barney bought from "Hubcaps" Lesh for $297.50: plugs, points, bearings, valves, rings, fuel pump, starter switch, ignition wires, water pump, oil pump, clutch, clutch bearings, clutchplate, brake lining, brake shoes, radiator hose cover, sawdust in the transmission. And it could stand a good wash.
Number of stoplights in Mayberry: 1.
Number of miles on Aunt Bee's car: 145,000.
Number of steps up to the Taylors' front porch: 2.
Number of steps up to the church (which isn't air-conditioned): 6.
Number of jars of Miracle Salve delivered to Andy's house: 946.
The squad car is a Ford Galaxie.
Visiting hours at the jail are from 2:00 PM to 4:00 PM.
Andy doesn't own a lawn mower - he borrows one fromhis neighbors, the Wilsons.
Barney once frisked his mother at a roadblock. This is the only time she appeared on the show. She had one line: "But Barney, I'm your mother!"
Barney bought his parents a concrete, steel-reinforced septic tank for their anniversary one year.
Andy and Barney are cousins (sometimes anyway).
Barney's landlady is Mrs. Mendelbright (pronounced "Mrs. BrendelMright"by Barney once when he was gassed).
Barney the realtor thinks he can sell the Taylors' house for $24,000.
The bank vault has a back door (the real door hadn't been opened in 15 years because they lost the combination and the company that made it went out of business, although a crook once opened the door).
Barney was the town band's standby cymbalist (they had no regular cymbalist).
Aunt Bee wears glasses when she does sewing and stuff.
Number of times Barney wore a dress: 3.
Number of times Barney accidentally fired his pistol: 8. 3 into courthouse floor, 1 into courthouse ceiling, 2 into the air, 1 into Andy's front porch, and 1 into a tire on a squad car.
Number of panes of glass and/or windows broken by someone: 23.
Percentage of that glass broken by Ernest T. Bass: 78%.
Things wrong with the car Barney bought from "Hubcaps" Lesh for $297.50: plugs, points, bearings, valves, rings, fuel pump, starter switch, ignition wires, water pump, oil pump, clutch, clutch bearings, clutchplate, brake lining, brake shoes, radiator hose cover, sawdust in the transmission. And it could stand a good wash.
Number of stoplights in Mayberry: 1.
Number of miles on Aunt Bee's car: 145,000.
Number of steps up to the Taylors' front porch: 2.
Number of steps up to the church (which isn't air-conditioned): 6.
Number of jars of Miracle Salve delivered to Andy's house: 946.
The squad car is a Ford Galaxie.
Visiting hours at the jail are from 2:00 PM to 4:00 PM.
Andy doesn't own a lawn mower - he borrows one fromhis neighbors, the Wilsons.
Barney once frisked his mother at a roadblock. This is the only time she appeared on the show. She had one line: "But Barney, I'm your mother!"
Barney bought his parents a concrete, steel-reinforced septic tank for their anniversary one year.
Andy and Barney are cousins (sometimes anyway).
Barney's landlady is Mrs. Mendelbright (pronounced "Mrs. BrendelMright"by Barney once when he was gassed).
Barney the realtor thinks he can sell the Taylors' house for $24,000.
The bank vault has a back door (the real door hadn't been opened in 15 years because they lost the combination and the company that made it went out of business, although a crook once opened the door).
Barney was the town band's standby cymbalist (they had no regular cymbalist).
Aunt Bee wears glasses when she does sewing and stuff.
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